What are you afraid to say, unless it's anonymous? Say it here. It could be something you're afraid to say to me, to an employer, to a friend or loved one. Perhaps it is something you're afraid to say about your world or the nexus. Perhaps it is a secret you've been keeping. Say it here.

((IP logging and anonymous screening are off. If you are going to say something OOC anonymously, do so in brackets. Meme taken from osborn_journals))

S. Snape,

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So. They didn't take you. Say bye-bye to Damsel, Corefire, and the rest of the
Champions club. Welcome to the rest of the world.

That's okay.

You can do something, can't you? Something no one else can. Something they don't like. Maybe you built it in your garage. Maybe you leared it at the dojo. Maybe you just woke up on a bright summer morning with something dark inside you.

We've been there. We know about this. You're strange. You're a little
crooked. That's okay. We like that. There's a lot of us out here. Welcome to the other side. The supervillains.

And we won't tell you what to do with your superpowers.

-Doctor Impossible

( It comes with a badge, even. )